People will do anything to see a free show, even (1) it is a bad one．When the news got round that a comedy show would (2) (give) at our local cinema by the P．and U．Bird Seed Company, we all rushed to see it．We had to queue for hours to get in and there must have been several hundred people present just before the show began． (3) lucky), the show was one of (4) boring) we have ever seen．Those who failed to get in need not have felt _ (5) (disappoint), as many of the artists who should (6) (appear) did not come．The only funny thing we heard that evening came from the advertiser at the beginning of the program．He was obviously very nervous and for some minutes stood awkwardly before the microphone．As soon (7) he opened his mouth, everyone burst out (8) (laugh)．We all know (9) the poor man should have said, but what he actually said was: ˈThis is the Poo and Ee Seed Bird Company．Good ladies, evening and (10) (gentleman)!"